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Alien & Cryptid Scanner
Point your camera at anything — it's aliens. Or Bigfoot. Or Mothman. A playful novelty camera that classifies every photo as an alien or cryptid encounter, mints a shareable "classified" certificate, and pipes in a live feed of real UFO & cryptid footage. Pure, ridiculous fun in a CRT-terminal dossier aesthetic.
Live on the App Store
A tongue-in-cheek entertainment app · made for laughs, not for real sightings
See It In Action
The Scanner, Live
Watch an encounter get classified — the reveal, the stamp, the shareable certificate.
The Idea
It's Always Aliens. Or Bigfoot.
Aim your phone at your cat, your coffee, your coworker — the scanner runs a dramatic "analysis" and reaches the only logical conclusion: an unexplained phenomenon. Furry and woodland subjects get classified as cryptids — Forest Hominids, Aerial Cryptids, Lake Serpents — while everything else is, of course, aliens.
The whole thing is dressed up like a leaked government file — green CRT-terminal type, redaction bars, a blinking scanner reticle, and an official-looking dossier wrapped around your photo.
It's a gag, and it knows it. Nothing here is real, nothing is taken seriously — it exists purely to make you and your group chat laugh.
Point-and-Shoot Anomaly Scanner
Raise your camera at anything at all, watch the reticle lock on, and let the "analysis" confirm what we all secretly suspected. Spoiler: it's aliens. (Unless it's Bigfoot.)
A Shareable Encounter Certificate
Every sighting mints a tongue-in-cheek Alien Encounter Certificate — stamped, "classified," and ready to drop into your group chat.
Classified-Dossier Aesthetic
Glowing CRT-terminal type, scan lines, and redaction bars wrap the whole experience in a deliberately over-the-top "leaked file" look.
Full Feature Set
Everything In The Dossier
AI Alien & Cryptid Camera
Point at anything and the AI does its dramatic thing, then classifies the subject as an alien — or a cryptid, from Forest Hominids to Aerial Cryptids. The joke never gets old.
Encounter Certificates
Each "sighting" produces an official-looking Alien Encounter Certificate, complete with stamps, a case number, and a classified header.
Shareable Sightings
Send your certified encounter straight to friends and the group chat. Built to be screenshotted, reacted to, and one-upped.
Classified Dossier Aesthetic
Redaction bars, case files, and "TOP SECRET" stamps frame every screen. The whole app plays the leaked-government-file bit to the hilt.
CRT Scanner Vibes
Glowing green phosphor type, scan lines, and a flickering reticle give every scan that retro-terminal, "I shouldn't be seeing this" feel.
Declassified Transmissions
A built-in Feed tab of intercepted UFO & cryptid field footage — sorted by newest or most viewed.
Just For Fun
A pure entertainment novelty — no accounts, no pressure, no stakes. Open it, get a laugh, share it, repeat.
A Look Inside
Screens From The Field
Now on the App Store
Get Alien & Cryptid Scanner
Free to scan and laugh, with a Pro unlock for the full classified treatment. The truth is out there — and it's on the App Store now.